Dollar General Puns

A list of puns related to "Dollar General"

Got booted out of a Dollar General store today.

I asked for something specific.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/johnny_dam_aged
šŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Dollar General asked me to donate to their Literacy Foundation.

Iā€™m going to write it off.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PostCucumber
šŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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My dad had a job at Dollar General a few years ago.

Shortly after he was hired, regular customers started to take notice of him.

Someone asked him, "are you new?"

My dad answered, "no, I'm about 40 years old."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bonehead65
šŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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