Welcome to Seasonal Pun Emporium!

We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!

(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).

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📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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I guess the trip to the bulb emporium was....

... Illuminating

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📅︎ May 19 2018
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their facebook statuses?

That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium!

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📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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