Boutiques Puns

A marble-ous name for a dog boutique

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👤︎ u/mango_chair

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I wasn't surprised to see mannequins when I walked into the boutique...

Figures.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/ayy-its-jiji

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?

Euripides, you pay!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345

📅︎ May 06 2019

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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/mummifiedclown

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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