The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.

I needed a creative outlet.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.

-Dad, what are you doing?

-Listening to AC/DC.

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👤︎ u/tahmid5
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Court Chester: Cell of the Century

Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.

Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.

Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."

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👤︎ u/bradstros
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Got a customer at work today.

I was walking down an aisle scanning prices and all that jazz and a customer comes up to me and asks:

Customer: "Hi sir, do you know where I can find a wall plug?

Me: "A wall plug? What do you mean?"

Customer: "You know that thing you put on the screw for better support? Do you know what I'm talking about?"

Me: "Yeah, they'll be right here" I told him while we were walking to where they were.

Customer: "OH! So how do you call them?"

I couldn't remember the name of it so I told him "I don't call them. Unfortunately, they don't have phone numbers."

The look he gave me was like he was disappointed and amused at the same time.

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👤︎ u/BlooZebra
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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