What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
Past-tents
What does it say on the exit door to the sperm bank?
Thanks for coming......
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
Hey dad, can we stop at the casino at the next exit?
Dad: Sure, why? Son: I need to go to the bathroom and the sign says they have the best craps in the state.
Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.
But I think they are on the way out.
What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?
"Thank you for cumming"
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.
I said: "There's the door."
My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..
A true re-maner
What do you call a dramatic exit at a tea party?
A Tea Leave
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Unbeelievable
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so youre american when you enter and exit a bathroom, so what are you while youre in the bathroom?
European
If you're American when you enter the toilet, and American when you exit the toilet, what are you while you're inside the toilet?
European
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed βUrine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!β Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.
I said that I could, but thatβs not my Forte.
After one hour of searching I finally found an exit out of the room
I was very exited
This morning I climbed up to the beehive in my yard and used putty to block the exit.
It was unbeeleavable
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: βWhat else could the management provide β that might have prevented you from leaving?β
I wrote βBirth control.β
There's a decline in exit sign use.
Experts are saying they are on the way out.
My workplace won an award for "Most Polite Exit Signs".
Nice going!
All of the doors in a fire station are fire exits.
What do you call a group of fathers making a quick exit?
A skedaddle.
Whats the opposite of exit running, and why is it so interesting?
Novelty exit signs are quite a rage in my town these days.
But I think they are on the way out.
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances....
I said "There's the door"
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Unbelievable
Exit signs.
Theyβre on their way out.
