Brexit Puns

Approximately 1 GB.

It doesn't know if it want to stay or go out.

May ends in April.

They'll have an additional 1 GB of free space.

So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

Pilgrims

Because they can’t find the brexit

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

• "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
• "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
• "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
• "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
• "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
• "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
• "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
• "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
• "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham

She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

She brexit.

..fine I'll brexit myself

Brexit

Thats good for Britain, before she brexit.

I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.

Brexit tacos - leaves eu satisfied

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