Job Loss Puns

I work Loss Prevention at my work. I have to wear a vest that says "Loss Prevention" on one side. For those who don't know what loss prevention is, my job mostly consists of creating a presence at the front of the store that deters people from stealing. I also help to track and record signs of theft.

Yesterday, a short older man walks in, leans in close to to my chest, reading my vest. He looks up and says "Loss prevention, huh? Does that mean you'll find me if I get lost?" We both shared a hearty chortle.