Memory Loss Puns

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

Affogato

I forgot.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

He ALAMO'st forgot.

Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?

I forgot the punchline.

But I can't remember it

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.

I forgot

and memory loss.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

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If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

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If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

They both sit and start chatting

Son : how was your doctors appointment?

Dad: good!the doctor gave me different medication for my memory loss

Son : oh really ? What are the name of the pills?

Dad : ( struggling to remember ) oohh...uhhh.... something to do with flowers but I can’t remember

Son: tulips ?

Dad: no , they’re very popular and everyone loves them .

Son : daisies?

Dad : no! They are bright red and romantic

Son : rose ?

Dad: YES. He loudly yells ROSE, WHAT ARE THE PILLS CALLED THAT THE DOCTOR GAVE ME?

Memory loss.

Short-term memory loss

Watching the Olympic parade of nations with my dad and sister.

Sister: Oooh Micronesia

Dad: Yeah that's just a small loss of memory.

Me: facepalm

A little while later...

Sister: Wait where was Micronesia?

Dad: You didn't see them because they're so small

Me: more facepalm

Nurse: "Ever had any memory loss?"

Dad: "Not that I remember."

Mom: Have we been to this hotel before? I feel like I've been here before.

Dad: Yeah the last time we were here was for the memory loss convention.

But I forgot it.

But then I forgot what it was.