She immediately flushed with embarrassment.
He said, it’s not unusual.
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
It slipped his mind.
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I've tried everything.....Alcohol. Drugs, even Hypnosis.
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
He don’t come around here no more
OR IS IT JUST ME?
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
Alzheimer's
It’s going to be minus 45.
The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.
Climate.
I guess you could say I dont practice Santeria.
The hills have 'i's.
I have Someteimer’s.
(Courtesy of my mom).
"That shit is getting old," I told him.
PS: Do I get any extra credit if this is a real story?
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
They forgot the punchline
I don't listen - and something else.
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
Bear with me.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Sorry I’m late.
"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
.. Sorry for such a lame Ass joke.
He has a trunk full of memories.
Too much of an Inn joke.
#Allah-Who-Akbar
1 supreme liter.
Me: Don’t forget its son day too.
I heard it’s going to be minus 45
I thought, "That's unlikely. It's a basic skill, isn't it ?"
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Sorry I'm late.
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:
