I've had amnesia....

....for as long as I can remember.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I used to have amnesia

.... but now I can’t remember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Amnesia treatment

What an unforgettable experience!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyInFridge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Did I tell you my amnesia joke?

I kinda forget it sometimes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceWayne2099
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My doctor told me I have amnesia

But I forgot what it meant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteTheCutie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time.

I think I've forgotten this before.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why did the guy with amnesia go for a run?

He wanted to jog his memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Did you hear the one about the person with amnesia?

Nevermind, I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badpunsonlock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Have i already told my amnesia joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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My friend developed a pill that gives you amnesia, and I was stupid enough to take it.

I don’t know what I was thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Can somebody tell me what amnesia is?

I forgot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Who wants to hear an amnesia joke?

Shoot! I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suzaman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I was told I have amnesia

But I think I would remember something like that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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How many people with amnesia does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51MOE
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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After an accident I have been diagnosed with amnesia. So when I went on a date last night, I asked...

Do I come here often?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtkeepsrolling
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a snake with amnesia?

A forghetti spaghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_of_Womba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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My doctor asked me if I had ever had amnesia. I told him I can’t remember.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominicmeoward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I know a joke about amnesia

I can't seem to remember the punch line though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibronicpoppy82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Why did Jill get amnesia after buying iPhone 7?

Because she didn't know Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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I asked my dad if he had ever played the game Amnesia.

He said "I can't remember".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.

It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no Cure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Have i already told my amnesia joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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did i already tell my amnesia joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Did i ever tell you I have amnesia?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porn538
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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did i already tell my amnesia joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What is amnesia?

Somebody told me but I forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloverEuphoria
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I think I had amnesia...

...but I can't remember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atmatthewat
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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