The doctor called in the woman’s brother from the waiting room and asked if he would like to name the children. The brother agrees.
When the mother wakes up, the doctor informs her that her brother has named the children while she was unconscious. She said “Oh no... my brother is an idiot. What did he name the kids?” The doctors replied “Well, the girl’s name is Denise!” “Oh, that’s not so bad! And the boy?” “Denephew”
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
With some hair of the Doge that Bitcoin
I lost 200 lbs of ugly fat in only 3 months.
I got a divorce.
Trans-fat.
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I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
It’s called Joe Lean.
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
At my high school there’s a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. I’ve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced “Lee-air-in”. any ideas?
An old friend of mine decided one day that he would have a go a keeping chickens. So he bought a hen house and his first chicken along with very handsome Cockerell Three weeks later his chicken had laid a clutch of eggs and the old hatched out successfully but one little chick just kept growing and growing. He took it to the vet who assured him that although rare for that particular breed there was nothing to worry about After two years this chicken was five foot nine and weighed in at ten stone three pounds. So my mate had what he thought was a brilliant idea. He hitched the chicken to the front of his car and decided he would train the chicken to pull him in the car. This went on for about a month and my mate had saved a fortune in petrol costs. Then one day as he was travelling to work the hitching rope snapped and the chicken was away up the motorway never to be seen again. My mate was distraught and stuck in the middle lane. The police eventually came out and said "What's the problem Sir?". My mate, by now in floods of tears because of his loss said "My big hens gone!"
A mass murder
They just ransomware.
I can’t believe Tarragon.
Never mind!! Hair loss.
I forgot.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
He ALAMO'st forgot.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
I handed her the dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
The covid tester asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. I said no, I always dress this way
I was at a loss for words.
Mostly because it would apply to a wide audience.
Because of his Coffin.
But she couldn't put it pasture.
The Nile.
I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.
Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?
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