Just heard a man had an accident while playing peek a boo..
He's currently in the ICU.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
After Orville and Wilburβs first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
βAre you all Wright?!β
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︎ Apr 15 2021
after the accident, he was never the same
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I swallowed a coin by accident
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︎ Apr 17 2021
A friend of mine was recently injured in a bad Peek-a-Boo accident
Heβs currently in I-C-U
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Iβve never been in a car accident
Iβm a wreckless driver.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldnβt find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
79% of accidents happens at home.
Finally, great news for the homeless.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
After the accident, the doctor told me I'd never be able to unclinch my hands again...
It took me a few days, but I've managed to come to grips with it.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The man who took my diary died in an accident yesterday..
At this dificult situation, my thoughts are with his family.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I have only two new years resolutions this year. One: get back to the weight I was before the accident.
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
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︎ Jan 03 2021
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
βWill my son able to speak again?β
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︎ Feb 08 2021
A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said heβll be all right.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My car was twitching after a recent accident.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Where do you take someone whoβs been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
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︎ May 02 2020
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
It isn't an accident!
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Whatβs it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Black Betty had a car accident
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I just read most auto accidents occur within 3 miles from home.
Thatβs it weβre moving!
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︎ Dec 18 2020
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
It wasnβt much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
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︎ Nov 07 2020
When I was 8 years old my best friend died from a velcro accident.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My friendβs parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I had an industrial accident last week.
I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so heβd have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess weβll call him Eggplant now
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I phoned the accident helpline...
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I really wanted to be there for the birth of my child. I drove like an idiot and almost got into an accident. But when I reached the hospital, I found out it was all for nothing.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
βThereβs Bean an Accidentβ β Tee Shirt I Designed
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The doctor told me I probably wonβt be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?
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