I was out on a safari when i saw this big, fat, grey animal limping painfully toward a muddy pond. I asked the tour guide if it was injured...
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
A friend of mine was recently injured in a bad Peek-a-Boo accident
A girl fell in front of me and was very severely injured. She said "Call me an ambulance!"
I whispered in her ear "You're an ambulance"
A bus carrying tourists headed to see Elvis Presley’s Graceland has over turned. No one was injured
But they were all shook up.
How does “The One” heal if he’s injured in the Matrix?
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
A dad was injured while playing peek-a-boo with his son.
I knew a man that got injured in a office supplies store
I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Me: My wife injured herself lifting a brick reservoir above her head three days ago.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
What happens when Bruce Lee gets injured?
I've got an injured extraterrestrial in my garage. He's missing an eye.
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
Why did the Jedi get injured while running?
My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
After Ahab injured himself in a fishing accident, his friends sent these.
A conservative injured their leg
What do you give an injured alligator?
If I were an injured cat, I'd be like
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?
Cat litter's more common.
I was injured by cheddar the other day.
It was way too sharp for me to handle.
Do you know what happens when you are badly injured playing a game of peekaboo?
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Where does Santa go when he's injured ?
What did 2 say to the 1 when he got injured?
What do you call Batman when he is injured?
What do you say to a British person who has just injured himself?
The number of people who are injured each year while walking drunk
How do injured ghosts get to the hospital?
The injured horse was brought home.
She is now in stable condition.
If you're injured, call the law offices of...
Passing a billboard for the law offices of Powell, Powell, and Powell, I said to my wife, "Those are the attorneys I would call."
"Why?"
"They're obviously the most Powell-ful firm in town."
Did you hear about the ghost who was gravely injured in a rollercoaster accident?
The fireman was injured on the job. Some say he was pushed, some think something fell on him.
I think it was the latter.
(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)
I got injured in one of those illegal cockfighting pits.
Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peekaboo accident?
Where do you take some one who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
Where do you take someone who was injured in peek-a-boo?
To the I-C-U.
Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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