Crashes Puns

A list of puns related to "Crashes"

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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👤︎ u/podfather2000
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call it when a lorry of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?

A turtle disaster

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👤︎ u/TheWonkyTardis
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ May 14 2020
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If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...

You have to be a real dummy.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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N O crashes
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👤︎ u/ici_cle
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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What the local Hungry Howies changed their sign to after someone crashes their car into it.
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👤︎ u/magicalmanatee0
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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A truck driver with a live load of penguins in the back crashes and injures himself

A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.

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👤︎ u/max69well
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call it when a Tesla crashes and wraps itself around a telephone pole?

A Tesla Coil

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👤︎ u/FrankDaTank787
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do ghosts do to avoid dying in car crashes?

They buckle their sheet belts!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Android crashes on boot when running from SD card
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👤︎ u/TheJackHughman
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?

A wreck-quiem

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👤︎ u/Brains-With-Benefits
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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I tried a bunch of jokes about plane crashes on someone

Sadly, none of them landed well

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👤︎ u/225Redditstar
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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What is it called when an aircraft crashes into the sea?

Plane Sailing. Obviously.

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👤︎ u/TheBackstreetNet
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Fruit truck crashes...(X-post from /r/funny)
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👤︎ u/Whisker_Biscuits
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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(X-post /r/funny): Big rig carrying fruit crashes... imgur.com/hHfssOy
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👤︎ u/GreenEggsAndKablam
📅︎ Oct 26 2013
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Why are there so many car crashes in Russia?

Because everybody's Russian all the time.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam articles.latimes.com/2013…
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👤︎ u/kitty_meowntain
📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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