Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
ANUBUS
It was a Wookie mistake
All the sailors were marooned!
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
A Mesla.
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
It was a bad driver
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
He forgot to put the car in bark
I call it the Boing 747
Dam!
Your Mercedes bends
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
That’s a crime with a loco motive
It becomes a decycling bin.
I always wanted to test one of those blow-up dolls
A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
Fail-iens!
I yell out ENNNNRONIIIING!!!!
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
No one does that. Over my dead body!
It’s all over next weeks papers
Because the left wing was completely destroyed!
It was just something to fall back on
It was a hard drive.
The flight attendant replied, "Only once."
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
Cuz they Stalin, and they can’t recover from it fast enough.
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
They were marooned
