Wookie mistake!
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
All the sailors were marooned!
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
It was a bad driver
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
I yell out ENNNNRONIIIING!!!!
It’s all over next weeks papers
It was a hard drive.
It was just something to fall back on
Cuz they Stalin, and they can’t recover from it fast enough.
De Brie was everywhere
The doctor informed him he had a cancussion.
He got distracted by the zebra crossing.
He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.
It was a wurst case scenario.
Now he's paying me for the hole in the wall
the pilot was horrible.
Doctors say he may never walk again...
It was a Wookie mistake
