Usually just once
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
I call it the Boing 747
Because the left wing was completely destroyed!
A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.
Cuz they Stalin, and they can’t recover from it fast enough.
the pilot was horrible.
Did you hear about the French plane crash?
They searched the wreckage for survivors but all they found was de brie...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
What the flock.
Sadly, none of them landed well
Most crashes happen at ground level.
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
They always crash and burn, and they're just plane wrong to begin with.
I'm a dad, and I told my dad this, so I think it counts. It got a lot of groans, so I think it's great, if a bit long.
I once lived near a small, simple town where there lived named Hugh.
Hugh was a very smart man stricken with a series of personal tragedies earlier in his life. As a result, he moved to this small town and took a job in his local florist shop, relaxing the days away arranging flowers and trying not to think of times past. Hugh grew to love working there.
One day, a disaster struck the town. A small, single engine airplane crashed a block from Hugh's shop, killing those on the plane and setting fire to several buildings, both occupied and empty.
The impact ruptured a gas line, which ultimately exploded, creating a shock wave that caused part of the building next to the florist shop to collapse and trap several of Hugh's customers and co-workers inside. The situation was desperate, as the shop would be burned to the ground at any moment.
Acting quickly, Hugh located the gas main, shutting it down. Next, Hugh noticed a water storage tank nearby, and opened a release valve that suffocated the fire before it reached his beloved shop.
With the fire out, and the florist shop saved along with those trapped inside, Hugh was a hero. The town presented him with a plaque in honor of his courageous deeds. On this plaque was a detailed etching of a bear, and Hugh was touched because he loved bears. But it was the words etched beneath that truly touched him.
"Only Hugh could prevent florist fires."
A plane crashed directly on the border of USA and Canada.
Where were the survivors buried?
My dad was in a plane crash in his youth. While my cousin's baby daughter was over, my sister made her a paper airplane to play with. She threw the plane to me, and I threw it back. It spiralled down and hit the ground.
My dad replied with, "I've been in a plane like that." Made me chuckle.
did you hear about the plane crash?
yeah it was carnage.
no it was planeage
Not really a joke but I think you guys might appreciate it
Sometimes I find funny or cool videos about rc planes/drones on the internet and send them to him at home. So I found a video of someone crashing a 3.000$ drone at the first try to bring it up. My dad crashed his drone at new years eve but he got it to fly for a few minutes.
So I called my parents to check up on them and talked to my dad for a while, asking him if he get the video I sent him
Dad : "Yeah I got it, wasn't funny though. Remember new years"
Me : "well at least you got it up"
Dad : bursts out laughing "Hahaha I sure got it up" leaves the phone laughing and tells my mom what I said
I'm just sitting there while my mom joins my dad laughing
just once.
