Did you know the Boeing 747 contains about 6 million parts?

That's a plane fact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_floof
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Me and the boiengs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebbaok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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oh, your house number is 747?

so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:

"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."

"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"

"That was awful."

"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."

I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bister_Mungle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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Got my brother with this one just now

We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"

Immediately I respond "How Boeing"

He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagmaSpeck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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