I just asked my dad to give me a crash course on the stock market

He said, โ€œWell itโ€™s crashing on course right now.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KugelBlitzSparks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Whenever I see the stock market about to crash

I yell out ENNNNRONIIIING!!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cjjsteen3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed

He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Possum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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