Federal Reserve Puns

A list of puns related to "Federal Reserve"

My daughter asked me where I wanted to work. I said "The Federal Reserve."

She asked "Why?". I said "I want to make money."

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👤︎ u/oncealurkerstillarep
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Took a tour of the Federal Reserve the other day.

The tour guid told an offensive joke about pesos, so I started to leave. He said "stop that was not what I mint"

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you do when the federal reserve acts negligently?

Sudafed.

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👤︎ u/paul2520
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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My husband and I were making dinner, and I asked him what I should cook the collards in.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

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👤︎ u/pactrina
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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A Dad forgets his checkbook

I overhead this today while in line at an electronics store.

Young male cashier: That'll be $14.50

Dad: I'm sorry, I forgot my checkbook. Do you accept Federal Reserve Notes?

Cashier: (-_-)

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👤︎ u/notsureifJasonBourne
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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