I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn't”
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.
The steaks have never been higher.
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
I fed a gorgeous duck the other day
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.
what did the dog say when he wasn’t fed for two days?
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
Why did the government arrest a rancher who fed cannabis to his cattle?
The stakes were too high.
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed?
He started selling cheep milk
When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
A farmer I knew once fed his cows marijuana
He said that he could possibly profit, but the steaks were high
My baby only stops crying when she is fed.
All she wants to do is whine and dine.
What did the cow say after it was fed?
I'm fed up of ants, and all my friends say they are too
A friend once fed me donkey meat without telling me. I should have known from the beginning, though; it tasted like ass.
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
I fed several small cubes of cooked meat to a seagull.
I just read that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.
They're gonna call it Fed-Up
So if you're fed up with people…
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
I'm pretty fed up with eating.
Fed Ex and UPS and merging.
Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.
So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.
The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate
They're gonna call it FED UP
Why are all the swashbucklers fed up?
All the pirate policies have been updated
Human cannibals are just fed up with people
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
I said, "No it doesn't."
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people
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