I fed a gorgeous duck the other day
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn't”
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
Why did the government arrest a rancher who fed cannabis to his cattle?
The stakes were too high.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed?
He started selling cheep milk
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
A farmer I knew once fed his cows marijuana
He said that he could possibly profit, but the steaks were high
What did the cow say after it was fed?
My baby only stops crying when she is fed.
All she wants to do is whine and dine.
My wife got so fed up with me with my bad sense of direction...
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I'm fed up of ants, and all my friends say they are too
A friend once fed me donkey meat without telling me. I should have known from the beginning, though; it tasted like ass.
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
I fed several small cubes of cooked meat to a seagull.
I just read that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.
They're gonna call it Fed-Up
Fed Ex and UPS and merging.
Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.
I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate
They're gonna call it FED UP
So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.
The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
So if you're fed up with people…
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
I'm pretty fed up with eating.
Why are all the swashbucklers fed up?
All the pirate policies have been updated
Human cannibals are just fed up with people
Why was the zookeeper fed up with the panda's antics?
Because he kept causing pandemonium.
Fed you hear about the guy who lost his left side?
My son was sick so I fed him lots of rutabaga
I call it alturniptive medicine.
My dad fed my sister the same way he fed my dog. [xpost from /r/pics]
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
I said, "No it doesn't."
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people
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