I got a physical yesterday and was stoked to find out I'm in the top 1% of adults!
My blood pressure, weight, cholesterol and lipid levels were all so high doctor told me I'm above 99% of the population in all these metrics.
I got a wristwatch from a quarter machine and I'm stoked
It was time for a change.
Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...
Solo
People who wear glasses must be stoked for next year.
It will be the first time they see 2020.
Everyone was super stoked at the surgeon ward party.
It was open Mike night!
My 8yr old got me during Catan:
Dad what do you call criminal sheep?
The baaaad guys!
She was so stoked; it was a great family moment during some quality game time with everyone together.
Today is the only day in my new grandsonβs life that he canβt say βI wasnβt born yesterday β.
Because he was. We are stoked btw
Did you heard about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
Barn owls must have been stocked when the barn was invented. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
I was stoked
