Dad's visiting and making sure we're fully supplied with dad jokes.
My dad and brother are visiting us, and we'd arranged it so my husband and I were going on vacation just as they were leaving. As I'm running around packing, my husband tells me that we're going to need to bring another bag after all. I commented, "We were supposed to be packing light for this trip!"
My dad, who's standing nearby, pipes in, "You don't have to pack lights. I'm pretty sure they have electricity there." We couldn't help but groan.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
A science lab supply company sent me a cute scientist cat sticker with their new product cat-a-log! (PM me if you want to know which company)
What school supply dominates all others?
I want to open small knitting supply store called "itty bitty knitty committee"
What's a dinosaur's least favorite cleaning supply?
What school supply holds the most power?
My wife texted me from the grocery store to ask about our pasta supply.
I replied "we're penneless."
While shopping for school supplies I came across a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words as well.
Years ago, I used to supply Filofaxes to the mafia
I was involved in very organized crime
My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies
I told him that's where I get toner
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
Grandma Jokes anyone? Hit me with your best dad jokes for my Grandma who loves dumb jokes and needs some laughs
I hope this type of post is allowed!
I am going to visit my grandma this Tuesday to say goodbye to her. She is 87 and very ill, she is mentally still with it but in a lot of pain. She sounds at peace, I think she is just doing her best to hang on til we can get to her.
My grandma loves stupid jokes, dad jokes, puns, all that stuff. I’d love to share some laughs with her when I say goodbye. Hit me with your favorite and dumbest dad jokes and I will share the best ones with her.
Thank you Reddit fam!
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?
Tesla pun
Parked my Tesla by the pet supply store to get some cat food. My wife didn’t want to go in with me, so I said before I turn on Dog Mode, I need to put the car in Bark.
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise
He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough
What works faster than a calculator?
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
What is the king of office supplies?
Art supplies are a sound financial investment
That’s why it’s called “art appreciation”
My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.
I left my three-ring binder at home.
Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?
Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
*What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility cupboard?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
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