My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise
He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I knew a man that got injured in a office supplies store
I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Where do vampires buy their art supplies?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Art supplies are a sound financial investment
Thatβs why itβs called βart appreciationβ
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of Americaβs national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What is the king of office supplies?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Our cityβs main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
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︎ Aug 09 2020
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.
I left my three-ring binder at home.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
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︎ May 28 2020
At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...
The stakes were too high.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
My son got into his mom's supply of pads and stuck them to the wall.
I called it a period piece.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I was told I could get in huge trouble for stealing kitchen supplies.
But thatβs a wisk Iβm willing to take
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︎ May 19 2019
What happens when you cut the oxygen supply to the king
There will be no air to the throne
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Supplies!!!
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︎ Jan 16 2019
What did they do when they caught the worker stealing office supplies?
They sent him to the PENitentiary
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I used to supply Filofaxes to the Mafia
I was involved in very organized crime.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
A man gets a bunch of office supplies dropped on him. He yells:
Help! Iβm under a tack!
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What do you get when you build a tent using bathroom supplies?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Who are the royals of the school supplies?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I was heading to the department store to pick up some gardening supplies and my wife asked me to pick up one of those tangle free hoses.
I guess she isnβt into the kinky stuff.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Where do electricians get their supplies?
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︎ Jul 16 2018
A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies
As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.
I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
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