Balletic Puns

It's 2/2. Plie have a good one!

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

... but it’s true.

He really keeps me on my toes.

That'll keep you on your toes

It kept practicing its Dairy Air.

To keep them on their toes.

I got 2:2

I’m drawing a blank

It was the best of bull twirls.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

I ended up with a very good 2:2

Poultry in motion.

They were two toucans.

But then he put tu and tu together.

He's calling it the Buttcracker.

The choreography was on point.

Braise the Red Lanternfish

It was a play on words

A baller-in-a leotard.

Her: "I'm wearing my uniform; what's wrong with that?"

Me: "Today is national Ballerina Day; you're supposed to wear your ballet attire."

Her: "Today is national Ballerina Day?"

Me: "Yes. Today is national Ballerina Day - it's '2/2'."

Family at table: Groan

One bellies up to the bar. The other ballets up to the barre.

My little sister was getting ready for her ballet recital and she went over to my dad to ask him how her tutu looked. He said "Your tutu looks great, but when are you going to graduate to a threethree, or a fourfour?"

He worked it out with a pencil.

This one courtesy of my wife's ballet instructor.

...And get certified as a ballet-er.

So, I have this pair of shoes. They started off as wedge heels. One day, I noticed that the heels were coming off, so I took them off. I can still wear the shoes as ballet flats. Anyway, today my dad walks in and picks up one of the heels. "Look at the poor little lost sole," he said. I responded with a Dream Theater joke that was also very 'dad': "Just send it to the Ministry of Lost Soles!" Then, he picked up both of them. At the exact same time, we said, "Sole mates!"

I had lost my work shoes(ballet style flats) today and couldnt find them. While at my work desk, i found one of my shoes in my purse!! I texted my roommate this weird anomaly and he found a great opportunity to lay down a cheesy response.

http://imgur.com/dx7FTpi

My brother graduated about 4 or 5 years ago now. When he did he phoned my mum to give her the verdict on his grades. I was asleep at the time and she yelled up the stairs to me to tell me the good news.

> Mum: hey! Tom's graduated with a 2:2!

> Me (half asleep): When did he take up ballet?

It took me a while to figure out why my mum was laughing so hard.

I work in IT for a school district. I was responding to a work order for a teacher at a Jr. High and he had a class in session so I stood quietly in the back until he had a free moment.

Teacher was explaining the objective for the day: "2-1 (two one is blah blah blah), and 2-2 (two two is blah blah blah)

Student: heh you said tutu

Teacher: tutu, yeah I like the ballet. (He makes a curtsy and it was funny because he is a larger guy). I was so hungry once I ate the tutu and it hurt my ballet (as he pats his tummy).

It took a second and the class burst out in laughter.