Nurtured Puns

A list of puns related to "Nurtured"

I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper

Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are pure bread

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 30 2022
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5 years ago I rescued a couple cute bunnies from three pumas. I brought them home, nurtured them to health, and kept them as pets. I wrote a story about it, but am too scared to publish it.

It's two hare-raising in my book. No even lion, odd right?

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👤︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
📅︎ Apr 06 2022
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