I got rear-ended by a rental car today
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
A police officer tried to pull me over for not having a rear view mirror.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.
Oh sorry, “SPOILERS A HEAD”
IF RUSSIA INVADED TURKEY FROM THE REAR...WOULD GREECE HELP
We had a car that was Front Wheel Drive and a truck that was Rear Wheel Drive, but we traded them both for on SUV
And now it's All We'll Drive!
Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
When I was in the Navy, I was often told to go to the rear of the ship...
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
Q: What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
A: A back ho.
I'll show myself out
I rear ended a dwarf in a mini...
He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.
As the window came down, red in the face he yelled “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
To which I replied, “Well which one are you then?”
I saw a donkey with a stained glass window affixed to it's rear end...
I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
Why should you never make an award shaped like a feline rear end?
It's always a cat-as-trophe.
When I was younger, I really liked looking at women’s rears
Not much has changed except now I’m a grown ass-man
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Is "buttcheeks" one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?".
He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"
The Bun Huggers Lounge in Flagstaff, AZ has "additional parking in rear."
As we were pulling out of our driveway and I was adjusting the mirrors, I said to my wife, "It's important to remember, there's side view, rear view and you know what else?"
My dad ran over a cat one day. I suggested he scrape it off the road and put it's rear on the wall.
Because it was his Cat-Ass-Trophy
Did you ever hear about detective Rear?
He had some tough cases but, he always got to the bottom of it.
A bread truck rear-ended me on the interstate and then sped away.
My nephew smacked his face on the rear view mirror of a car...
I told him "Be careful, it's closer than it appears."
What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?
Installing snow tires on the rear of my truck. Noticed they are a little taller than the front tires. Dad says that's ok, I'll get better gas mileage.
"Because you'll always be driving downhill."
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?
Why so low? Are you tired?
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
Rear-ended a midget
Rear-ended a midget the other day. He got out of the car and told me "he was not happy" So I asked, "which one are you"?
If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
I took the rear view mirror out of my car..
...Since then, I've never looked back.
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