What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
🚨︎ report
Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
πŸ‘︎ 497
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dzizy1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a ghost with an erection?

A booner.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/figure85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
🚨︎ report
What do the Chinese do during an erection?

They vote!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
🚨︎ report
How do we combat Erection Fraud?

We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
🚨︎ report
His pyramid was β€œerected” many years ago
πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedRiki24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
🚨︎ report
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection

Jeez, can’t a guy have mourning wood?

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bruh-bruh_bruh
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
🚨︎ report
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
🚨︎ report
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?

A good hour

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I can finally get an erection..

The doctor disabled my pop up blocker

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection

A reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PYRO_OR_LARGE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
🚨︎ report
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.

I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.

πŸ‘︎ 800
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Sometimes when I’m sad I get an erection....

I call that my mourning wood.

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggyoda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who can’t get a boner?

Missed Erection

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
🚨︎ report
My state just erected a prison that turned out to be phony...

It was a hokey pokey.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a frostbitten erection?

Bone chilling

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
🚨︎ report
My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PeePeePooPoo__Man
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
🚨︎ report
Have I told you about the movie erection?

No? I guess it never came up.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?

It’s very hard.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
🚨︎ report
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I need a collection of these
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
🚨︎ report
If you can't get an erection then...
πŸ‘︎ 382
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Molested-Potato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
🚨︎ report
Why couldn't the browser get an erection?

A pop-up blocker was installed.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dkolby4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...

Touch wood.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/derross53
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
🚨︎ report
I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.

I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I erected a large statue

But erect building fell on it

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslayer2689
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
🚨︎ report
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Satisfying Erection
πŸ‘︎ 143
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/04housemat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
🚨︎ report
What does Trump call Viagra?

A rigged erection

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCDub
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
🚨︎ report
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.

I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a boat with an erection?

A hardship

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Devin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
🚨︎ report
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.

Especially because his name’s Steve.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shonzo18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
🚨︎ report
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

πŸ‘︎ 846
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
🚨︎ report
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult

But I didn’t expect it to be that hard

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older

Erect Tile Dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...

She said I can't keep it down.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
🚨︎ report
repost?
πŸ‘︎ 132
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/theeyeofevil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?

Because they're stuck up.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LookITriedHard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
🚨︎ report
What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?

They lack D-erection

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
I was just brought back to life and I'm already hard

I have a res-erection

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/trulygreg67
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when a lizard can't get an erection?

A reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.