Human penis size Puns

Feel confident about yourself.

How many average sized human males in a penis-asshole human centipede contraption would it take to make a full circle?

asking for myself.

Just a little bit bigger than yours

Is it because evolution? Or im just dumb as a rock to realize other species have different size penis?

And now you won't sleep either

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I have read, vetted, and compiled dozens upon dozens of different studies measuring penises to arrive at the data presented in the main the datasets: https://calcsd.netlify.app/study4, furthermore I've demonstrated why the commonly cited 5.16" bone pressed erect length of Veale's 15-thousand men paper is erroneous: https://calcsd.netlify.app/veale.

I also know way too much about: statistics, genetics, biology, study biases, potential differences in penis size by background/orientation, condom sizing, penis size preferences, diseases like micropenis and associated androgenic disorders, highly contentious things like penis enlargement (surgical and otherwise), etc. Pretty much if there's a related topic you are curious about I'm more than happy to address it and link various relevant studies and information sources to answer your questions to the furthest extent possible through current scientific information and also to provide you with my opinions on the matter.

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I'm interested to know if there could be any benefits for an adult to take HGH to gain height or penis size.

I thought if there could be any, maybe if we get past safety and ethical concerns, there's a market there in the future. Like a videogame like CyberPunk 2077, custom builds for humans.

It unintentionally makes me feel like I'm more likely to be seen as a bad person because of my size.

Hi everyone, I came across this video on YouTube and so I thought I'd share it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzn-Z_raG2E

In a nutshell he talks about using around 8 I/Us a day of HGH for growth. In conjunction with HGH, he recommends using medications like Cialis and/or Viagra to prioritize blood flow to the penis during therapy.

It's been anecdotal that HGH and T can grow the penis. In theory, it would work by allowing the individual to improve their erections but in order to do just that, HGH and an ED medication like Cialis or Viagra should work, too.

And then this is the study that got me thinking about it even more: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6406387

I am not here to confirm or preach this, but to rather bring it up for anyone that wants to have a discussion. HGH in general can make your organs grow and unfortunately overgrow them...but by taking these medications with HGH, it would prioritize blood flow to where you want it to go...the penis. It makes sense to me. Yes, puberty is there for that rapid surge of growth, but if it is impaired by any means due to things like sleep apnea or low affinity of HGH in the womb, I can see how that can adversely effect the quality of the pubertal phase for that individual. Before you do anything, talk to your doctor about it before doing anything to your body.

The latest episode of Attack on Titan left us with one very serious question, how big was Zeke’s penis. His first appearance for the season is when he appears butt ass naked in the opening scene.

This scene alone gives us a lot of information on just how big his cock is. For starters, notice how you can’t see his schlong between his legs in the image. This confirms that he was in fact 100% hard at that time. I’m not here to speculate about whether or not he was turned on by the sight of all the men standing in front of him, but you can’t rule out the idea that Zeke could be gay. This theory is also backed up by the sheer amount of yaoi porn there is of him and levi, but that’s a conversation for another day.

Next, I would like you take notice of everyone’s expression in when faced with Zeke’s penis.

Everyone is quite clearly in shock by the size of Zeke’s cock. If Zeke had an average sized penis the reactions to it wouldn’t be as severe, so we can estimate that Zeke’s cock is upwards of at least 7 inches.

Using this information allows to further investigate the official size of his penis.

One very important factor that has not been touched on yet is how Zeke’s monke genes impacts his genital sizes. The average penis size of an ape is around 3 inches. While this may sound small you should consider that the monkey genes weren’t given to Zeke until later in his life. It is safe to assume that the 3 inches in length would be added on separately to his original penis size, rounding the new estimate to around upwards of 11 inches.

But we can go deeper than this.

I have yet to mention the potential size of his penis when transformed. We have already figured out that in human form his penis is approximately 2x the size of an average cock. Zeke’s height is 6 feet tall, or 1.83 metres. The Beast Titan is 17 metres tall, meaning that by using the formula 17/1.83 x 11 we are able to determine that the beast titan’s cock is over 102 inches long when fully erect. For reference, this is about 1 1/5 times the size of Shaquille O’Neil.

Now remember that this is only the minimum potential size. It is highly likely that Zeke’s human penis is actually much larger than 11 inches. Judging based on his pure chad energy alone I would say that it’s safe to assume his cock could even be longer than 15 inches.

Muteba Gizenga "The Genocider"

This is probably the easiest one. As we see repeatedly, Muteba is able to leave dozens of women in extreme pleasure after they bang. In order for Muteba to be able to do that to so many women in such a short period of time consistently, Muteba has to be a sex god, so he probably has an awesome penis. That being said, according to multiple articles, there is such a thing as being "too big". Therefore I can guess Muteba to have a penis around 8 inches long.

Raian Kure "The Devil"

Raian should have a good size penis. The Kure have exceptional genetics based on selective breeding, and part of what increases penis length is testosterone. Testosterone is important for having high muscle growth, which is important for battle. Raian among the Kure is especially gifted, being able to have a 100% removal rate (hey remember when that was a big deal people could do that?) as well as rip in half someone else with a 100% removal. Raian is a freak of nature. Raian also had exceptional confidence when confronting Rihito in the bathroom about his cock size, which suggests that he is packing something sizable himself. Therefore, Raian should have a significantly above average penis length, with my estimate being around 12 inches.

Nakata Ichiro "Rihito"

Our information on Rihito is unfortunately very slim. We do however have a lot of circumstantial evidence. Raian confronted Rihito in the bathroom and said he had a nice penis. From that interaction we can assume that Raian genuinely meant it, since he was brutally honest with Rihito regarding his level of strength. It would have better served his purpose of goading Rihito into a fight if he had insulted his penis size there. Rihito is also seen with two women on his arms before his match against Ohma. This could be due to his money from Kengan fighting, but still moderately impressive. He also has a nice libido, which suggests that he does not suffer from testosterone deficiency, which would rule out him having a micropenis. Also, there is no way someone could call themselves a superhuman with a straight face without something downstairs. So taking everything into account, and my estimate for Raian's penis size, my guess is that Rihito has around 8-9 inches in penis length.

Tokita Ohma "The Asura"

Ohma has very no information relating to his penis size. Karla Kure and women in general seem to be attracted to Ohma, but they make that decision without seeing him naked. Ohm

This may come from a lack of knowledge, but it seems to me like other animals all have similar sized penises as one an other. What accounts for such significant variation in humans?

My penis is the size of a small house. In my pants I measure at 7 inches. My penis has a normal erect length of 8 and half inches. My penis can also be used to masturbate so it is very comfortable. I also have huge hard on that are used to play with my friends. I have to wear a condom with my boyfriend because of my size. I am also clean and never had any problems with my partner, because I never had sex. My penis gets hard very easily, that is why I would highly recommend you to buy a condom, because you would get hard very easily. You can buy a condom online in case you have trouble finding one, but you may need to buy a bigger kind to fit your penis. Don't forget to wash your dick, because the penis gets dirty very easily.

So I’ve spoke to girls and they say stuff like oh this guy was 7,5,6 or whatever and they say this about the guys they meet are people actually able to tell the measurement of a dick by looking at it

I feel like I often hear comments about really tall guys, like they must have huge penises. Or vice versa, someone will say “I dated a short guy once… but he actually had a big penis!” Like it’s a surprise. One of my friends was pretty obnoxious about talking about her sexual exploits, and one of her favorite cocktail stories was talking about a really short guy that had the biggest penis she ever saw, and it was too painful to have sex with him. But she always acted like “Wow, it’s shocking that a short man wouldn’t have a tiny penis!”

Height is the size of your bones, basically. Especially your leg bones.

The penis is an organ, not a bone. And it’s made of soft tissue, the same as your ears or nose.

Think about ear and nose sizes - they vary all over the place, and height has almost nothing to do with it.

Also, Penis size does not vary as much as you may think, and it’s very rare for penises to fall outside of the average range of 5 to 7”. Almost all these stories you hear about 9 inch dicks are either lies or people overestimating size. Many studies have been done and show they exceedingly rare, like one in a million (or more )

All that said, women care a lot less about penis size than men think they do.

No real point to this other than to rant. I just read a comment from someone on Reddit talking about how their partner’s penis was “average for their height” which is what prompted me.

ok so i know for SURE that theres got to be dozens of people here either lying or measuring it wrong.

I think we all measure it differently so maybe there needs to be some unified measurement for length and girth so that we can all get accurate results because im seeing some 9 and 10 inchers like wtf

sorry if youre not lying but i do believe there's a discrepency in the measurements. who knows, maybe i measured mine wrong too?

Edit: damn guys sorry if you're all triggered. Maybe I'm just insecure because I've lead my whole life to belive that I was small and that porn dicks weren't real

Title says it all. Large genitals run in the family? Do the females have bigger vaginas if the males have larger penises?

My dick is 6x4.5 and for the FIRST time EVER, got told that I was "HUGE". She's petite, 5'7 and I'm 6'1. So she does have a short vagina and I can just barely touch her cervix everytime which she likes as that's bearable enough, HOWEVER last night I had her lay down stomach first on bed and her feet touch the floor and pounded her that way in an AirBnb lol. We had to stop cos it hurt her cervix this time. The point is folks. It's not JUST about our dick size. Its also very importantly about the positions and vagina size. Sure I'd like to be a bit thicker but this girl has only had sex with 2 guys b4 me and they were both apparently much more longer and thicker than me. She apparently only had sex ~20 times in her LIFE and she's in her mid 30s. Never had a "good sex" until now. I am GRATEFUL to be average bros. And I take pride in it. Might not be everyone's cup of tea. But not everyone is my cup of tea either😎