A list of puns related to "Penis enlargement"
I ordered a l dry erase calendar from Amazon, and it arrived today. My wife got the package asked me "Honey, did you order something off of Amazon?" Me "oh yeah, it's my penis enlarger" Her "ha ha. It's a really big box" Me "damnit, they sent the wrong thing"
Be careful what you purchase on eBay
Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.
*Yep, my dad sent this gem to me in the form of a forward email from my grandfather...
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