Human Penis Size Puns

I’ve never really felt anything towards my dick both negetive or positive until recently. But recently I’ve made a lot of friends and a good bit of them are women and while I really don’t wanna have sex with my friends they mention how they have had sex with men but they often talk about dick size like men with average dicks are looked down on or something or just boring. This kinda made me feel like shit because I have a five inch dick and it just feels like I’m not good enough. I’ve never had any issues before with this and I’m having some other negetive self image issues that appeared around the same time. This girl I like has talked about having sex with a guy with an 11 inch dick and I just feel like I’m not good enough for her or any girl or guy. I lost my virginity a few days ago and I had trouble getting it in and I honestly didn’t really enjoy it or feel like it I did give her an orgasm but I just didn’t feel right. I’ve felt like my looks have been under a microscope lately people (primarily women) have stopped me in the hallway at school and have told me I’d look better if I went back to long hair or that I’m more handsome when I smile and so on it’s made me really uncomfortable I’ve thrown up a few times because I feel fat and so on I cant sleep and I avoid bathrooms because mirrors make me feel like shit and seeing my dick while I pee makes me feel less worthy

Just a little bit bigger than yours

Is it because evolution? Or im just dumb as a rock to realize other species have different size penis?

And now you won't sleep either

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It unintentionally makes me feel like I'm more likely to be seen as a bad person because of my size.

I'm interested to know if there could be any benefits for an adult to take HGH to gain height or penis size.

I thought if there could be any, maybe if we get past safety and ethical concerns, there's a market there in the future. Like a videogame like CyberPunk 2077, custom builds for humans.

The latest episode of Attack on Titan left us with one very serious question, how big was Zeke’s penis. His first appearance for the season is when he appears butt ass naked in the opening scene.

This scene alone gives us a lot of information on just how big his cock is. For starters, notice how you can’t see his schlong between his legs in the image. This confirms that he was in fact 100% hard at that time. I’m not here to speculate about whether or not he was turned on by the sight of all the men standing in front of him, but you can’t rule out the idea that Zeke could be gay. This theory is also backed up by the sheer amount of yaoi porn there is of him and levi, but that’s a conversation for another day.

Next, I would like you take notice of everyone’s expression in when faced with Zeke’s penis.

Everyone is quite clearly in shock by the size of Zeke’s cock. If Zeke had an average sized penis the reactions to it wouldn’t be as severe, so we can estimate that Zeke’s cock is upwards of at least 7 inches.

Using this information allows to further investigate the official size of his penis.

One very important factor that has not been touched on yet is how Zeke’s monke genes impacts his genital sizes. The average penis size of an ape is around 3 inches. While this may sound small you should consider that the monkey genes weren’t given to Zeke until later in his life. It is safe to assume that the 3 inches in length would be added on separately to his original penis size, rounding the new estimate to around upwards of 11 inches.

But we can go deeper than this.

I have yet to mention the potential size of his penis when transformed. We have already figured out that in human form his penis is approximately 2x the size of an average cock. Zeke’s height is 6 feet tall, or 1.83 metres. The Beast Titan is 17 metres tall, meaning that by using the formula 17/1.83 x 11 we are able to determine that the beast titan’s cock is over 102 inches long when fully erect. For reference, this is about 1 1/5 times the size of Shaquille O’Neil.

Now remember that this is only the minimum potential size. It is highly likely that Zeke’s human penis is actually much larger than 11 inches. Judging based on his pure chad energy alone I would say that it’s safe to assume his cock could even be longer than 15 inches.

Hi everyone, I came across this video on YouTube and so I thought I'd share it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzn-Z_raG2E

In a nutshell he talks about using around 8 I/Us a day of HGH for growth. In conjunction with HGH, he recommends using medications like Cialis and/or Viagra to prioritize blood flow to the penis during therapy.

It's been anecdotal that HGH and T can grow the penis. In theory, it would work by allowing the individual to improve their erections but in order to do just that, HGH and an ED medication like Cialis or Viagra should work, too.

And then this is the study that got me thinking about it even more: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6406387

I am not here to confirm or preach this, but to rather bring it up for anyone that wants to have a discussion. HGH in general can make your organs grow and unfortunately overgrow them...but by taking these medications with HGH, it would prioritize blood flow to where you want it to go...the penis. It makes sense to me. Yes, puberty is there for that rapid surge of growth, but if it is impaired by any means due to things like sleep apnea or low affinity of HGH in the womb, I can see how that can adversely effect the quality of the pubertal phase for that individual. Before you do anything, talk to your doctor about it before doing anything to your body.

Muteba Gizenga "The Genocider"

This is probably the easiest one. As we see repeatedly, Muteba is able to leave dozens of women in extreme pleasure after they bang. In order for Muteba to be able to do that to so many women in such a short period of time consistently, Muteba has to be a sex god, so he probably has an awesome penis. That being said, according to multiple articles, there is such a thing as being "too big". Therefore I can guess Muteba to have a penis around 8 inches long.

Raian Kure "The Devil"

Raian should have a good size penis. The Kure have exceptional genetics based on selective breeding, and part of what increases penis length is testosterone. Testosterone is important for having high muscle growth, which is important for battle. Raian among the Kure is especially gifted, being able to have a 100% removal rate (hey remember when that was a big deal people could do that?) as well as rip in half someone else with a 100% removal. Raian is a freak of nature. Raian also had exceptional confidence when confronting Rihito in the bathroom about his cock size, which suggests that he is packing something sizable himself. Therefore, Raian should have a significantly above average penis length, with my estimate being around 12 inches.

Nakata Ichiro "Rihito"

Our information on Rihito is unfortunately very slim. We do however have a lot of circumstantial evidence. Raian confronted Rihito in the bathroom and said he had a nice penis. From that interaction we can assume that Raian genuinely meant it, since he was brutally honest with Rihito regarding his level of strength. It would have better served his purpose of goading Rihito into a fight if he had insulted his penis size there. Rihito is also seen with two women on his arms before his match against Ohma. This could be due to his money from Kengan fighting, but still moderately impressive. He also has a nice libido, which suggests that he does not suffer from testosterone deficiency, which would rule out him having a micropenis. Also, there is no way someone could call themselves a superhuman with a straight face without something downstairs. So taking everything into account, and my estimate for Raian's penis size, my guess is that Rihito has around 8-9 inches in penis length.

Tokita Ohma "The Asura"

Ohma has very no information relating to his penis size. Karla Kure and women in general seem to be attracted to Ohma, but they make that decision without seeing him naked. Ohm

My penis is the size of a small house. In my pants I measure at 7 inches. My penis has a normal erect length of 8 and half inches. My penis can also be used to masturbate so it is very comfortable. I also have huge hard on that are used to play with my friends. I have to wear a condom with my boyfriend because of my size. I am also clean and never had any problems with my partner, because I never had sex. My penis gets hard very easily, that is why I would highly recommend you to buy a condom, because you would get hard very easily. You can buy a condom online in case you have trouble finding one, but you may need to buy a bigger kind to fit your penis. Don't forget to wash your dick, because the penis gets dirty very easily.

This may come from a lack of knowledge, but it seems to me like other animals all have similar sized penises as one an other. What accounts for such significant variation in humans?

I feel like I often hear comments about really tall guys, like they must have huge penises. Or vice versa, someone will say “I dated a short guy once… but he actually had a big penis!” Like it’s a surprise. One of my friends was pretty obnoxious about talking about her sexual exploits, and one of her favorite cocktail stories was talking about a really short guy that had the biggest penis she ever saw, and it was too painful to have sex with him. But she always acted like “Wow, it’s shocking that a short man wouldn’t have a tiny penis!”

Height is the size of your bones, basically. Especially your leg bones.

The penis is an organ, not a bone. And it’s made of soft tissue, the same as your ears or nose.

Think about ear and nose sizes - they vary all over the place, and height has almost nothing to do with it.

Also, Penis size does not vary as much as you may think, and it’s very rare for penises to fall outside of the average range of 5 to 7”. Almost all these stories you hear about 9 inch dicks are either lies or people overestimating size. Many studies have been done and show they exceedingly rare, like one in a million (or more )

All that said, women care a lot less about penis size than men think they do.

No real point to this other than to rant. I just read a comment from someone on Reddit talking about how their partner’s penis was “average for their height” which is what prompted me.

Title says it all. Large genitals run in the family? Do the females have bigger vaginas if the males have larger penises?

My dick is 6x4.5 and for the FIRST time EVER, got told that I was "HUGE". She's petite, 5'7 and I'm 6'1. So she does have a short vagina and I can just barely touch her cervix everytime which she likes as that's bearable enough, HOWEVER last night I had her lay down stomach first on bed and her feet touch the floor and pounded her that way in an AirBnb lol. We had to stop cos it hurt her cervix this time. The point is folks. It's not JUST about our dick size. Its also very importantly about the positions and vagina size. Sure I'd like to be a bit thicker but this girl has only had sex with 2 guys b4 me and they were both apparently much more longer and thicker than me. She apparently only had sex ~20 times in her LIFE and she's in her mid 30s. Never had a "good sex" until now. I am GRATEFUL to be average bros. And I take pride in it. Might not be everyone's cup of tea. But not everyone is my cup of tea either😎

So throughout puberty i was super over weight, ate like crap, smoked weed, napped, etc. i’ve lost about 70 pounds and got my hormones checked my testosterone was 380 and i’m 19 years old so that’s fairly low. i started testosterone about 2 weeks ago, one dose a week. i also started hcg and i was wondering if i’ve had low testosterone all throughout puberty would that increase penile growth? by fixing hormones?

So me (f18) and my boyfriend (also 18) are together since a few weeks. It's both our first relationship and we're getting into touching each other a little. Or till now basically it was just him touching me. Last time I was near his dick area with my hand but he didn't seem that he really wanted that. Also that day he made some comments about, what I interpreted, his dick and that it maybe to small or I will be unsatisfied with it. The bad thing is that I made some silly jokes about penis sizes with my sisters which he also heard I think. How do I reassure him that I don't care about the size and that he doesn't have to be insecure about it without like saying it directly (because it also could be that I interpreted wrong tho I don't think that)? Please give me some advice.

Jalapeño size hollow peen, yo. sighs