How do we combat Erection Fraud?
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
What do the Chinese do during an erection?
They vote!
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection
Jeez, can’t a guy have mourning wood?
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
A good hour
I can finally get an erection..
The doctor disabled my pop up blocker
What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a frostbitten erection?
Bone chilling
Sometimes when I’m sad I get an erection....
I call that my mourning wood.
My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
Have I told you about the movie erection?
No? I guess it never came up.
Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?
It’s very hard.
Why couldn't the browser get an erection?
A pop-up blocker was installed.
I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.
I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...
Touch wood.
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
What do you call a boat with an erection?
A hardship
My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...
She said I can't keep it down.
Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?
Because they're stuck up.
What do you call it when a lizard can't get an erection?
A reptile dysfunction.
