How do we combat Erection Fraud?

We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do the Chinese do during an erection?

They vote!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection

Jeez, can’t a guy have mourning wood?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruh-bruh_bruh
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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How long does a Frenchman's erection last?

A good hour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I can finally get an erection..

The doctor disabled my pop up blocker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PYRO_OR_LARGE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do you call a frostbitten erection?

Bone chilling

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Sometimes when I’m sad I get an erection....

I call that my mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggyoda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeePeePooPoo__Man
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Have I told you about the movie erection?

No? I guess it never came up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?

It’s very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why couldn't the browser get an erection?

A pop-up blocker was installed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkolby4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.

I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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If you can't get an erection then...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molested-Potato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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I promise to never tell another pun about erections...

Touch wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derross53
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Satisfying Erection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/04housemat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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What do you call a boat with an erection?

A hardship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Devin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...

She said I can't keep it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?

Because they're stuck up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookITriedHard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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What do you call it when a lizard can't get an erection?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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