How do we combat Erection Fraud?
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
What do the Chinese do during an erection?
His pyramid was “erected” many years ago
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection
Jeez, can’t a guy have mourning wood?
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
I can finally get an erection..
The doctor disabled my pop up blocker
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
What does Trump call Viagra?
What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection
Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
My state just erected a prison that turned out to be phony...
What do you call a frostbitten erection?
Sometimes when I’m sad I get an erection....
I call that my mourning wood.
My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
Have I told you about the movie erection?
No? I guess it never came up.
Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?
Why couldn't the browser get an erection?
A pop-up blocker was installed.
I need a collection of these
If you can't get an erection then...
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didn’t expect it to be that hard
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older
I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.
I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...
I erected a large statue
But erect building fell on it
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
What do you call a boat with an erection?
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Steve.
My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...
She said I can't keep it down.
Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?
Because they're stuck up.
What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?
I was just brought back to life and I'm already hard
Why doesn't China have elections?
They get embarrassed talking about erections.
How are prostate exams and bank robberies alike?
Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.
you don't want Russia meddling in your erection
Know the difference
Morning wood:
An erection in the morning
Mourning Wood:
Rocket Racoon in Avengers Infinity war and Endgame
Know the difference
What do you call it when a lizard can't get an erection?
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