Cum and sea.
I don’t know what came over me
A submarine.
You're whale cum.
http://imgur.com/UiODJRb
He posted a photo on his Facebook of the semen-based recipe book and made some really bad semen puns and so did all of his friends.
Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.
She's so good at dealing with loads of semen
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like these.”
I mean, we were all semen at one point.
Me: I'm home
Dad: Hi home, I'm dad.
Me: Wow, way to pull out the dad jokes.
Dad: I always pull out the dad jokes. One time I didn't and that's how I got you.
You cant spell advertisements without the semen between the tits
A lot of folks seem to need help with this so ------- adver ti semen ts
One's a sailors' tiff, the other's a Taylor Swift.
He'll be a semen for the second time in his life
So this just happened...
Company owner: So, my buddy who is a pastor told me that the other day when he mowed his lawn he saw his gay neighbor standing outside jacking off into his (neighbor's) pool.
Me: That's ok, they're semen!
The semen in between the tits
