A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
What’s big, long and has cum in it?
I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
You can't spell woman without man because man cums in woman.
what's long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber
bet you were thinking something naughty
i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude
and he said "you're graduating Cumma Matata?"
Shoutout to male pornstars
Those guys are always working hard
Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
My neighbor thinks I spy on her.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
I’ve developed a new AI
I’ve developed a new AI and taught it to identify any porno ever made just from the cum shot
I’ve called it facial recognition
What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
why didn't hitlers girlfriend swallow?
You'd be impressed with the display cabinet I have at home, full of saltwater and semen.
What if you threw an orgy
What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
What did the whaler say when he caught his wife cheating on him?
What is it called when....
What is it called when the Starbucks barista cums in your coffee?
>!A Fappucino!<
Why do people call me Santa?
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone
They won't hear you cumming
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
If you really think about it condoms are just sonblock.
What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
What does a receptionist at a sperm bank say as the client is leaving?
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
My kid asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like these.”
What does the father whale say to his daughter after she thanks him for being such a good dad.
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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