Valedictorian Puns

A list of puns related to "Valedictorian"

The valedictorian from my high school year was recently arrested for being an Accessory to Murder.

We always knew he would accomplice something.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I hate when people ask where i see my self in 3 years

How should i know, i don't have 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/philbertagain
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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Step-dad joked. Embrace change.

Was at my girlfriends graduation when the valedictorian said something about embracing change. Girlfriends Step-dad reached in his pocket, pulled out a nickel and handed it to my girlfriends brother and said "here ya go. Embrace it."

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👤︎ u/nickgenova
📅︎ May 23 2014
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