5 Hilarious Bsc Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was eating at a restaurant last night when the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”

I shouted “I know the whole alphabet!” Everyone laughed… except this one guy.

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👤︎ u/buckdodger1

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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everyone is complaining about the gas prices

but not Bryan, he is flyin'

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👤︎ u/crizzeone

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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If you were a typewriter, you'd be an IBM Selectric..

...because you are always on the ball.

Only the ancient among us will get this one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Selectric_typewriter

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👤︎ u/AnyNameAvailable

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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I've been on this sub for over a year. Here are all the unwritten rules:

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👤︎ u/One_Up_One_Down

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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I heard that Sean Connery once pulled the razor out of a man’s hand, who was shredding a large pile of cash to bits

I guess he wanted to shave a dollar

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👤︎ u/FermentToBee

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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