I ordered a book about premature ejaculation

It came early

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onebladeprop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Premature ejaculation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call a space ejaculation?

An astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why Isnt Ejaculation Allowed On School Property

Because it goes 27 mph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puberty2or3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I'm hosting a seminar for men who struggle with ejaculation...

If you can't come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeYouN3xtTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...

Turns out it's tomorrow

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.

The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark503
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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They're developing a pill for premature ejaculation.

It's not out yet, but it's coming soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatWhiteSnark82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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So this guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulagrawal97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Premature ejaculation is a real shortcoming to have.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timedoutsob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What did my asian girlfriend say after my premature ejaculation?

Nut so fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesklein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere... reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNMYSNGL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I just read a very interesting article about premature ejaculation...

...the website said it would be about an 8-minute read but I was able to finish sooner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealAnthonyCamp
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I met a man who suffered from premature ejaculation once.

Whenever we met he would just come out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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My girlfriend knows I have premature ejaculation

But she accepts my shortcomings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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I had a meeting for my pre-ejaculation problem but I didn't know what to wear...

So I came in my pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmiclattee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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The men in my family have occational problems with ejaculation in their own pants

It runs in our jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreasBerthou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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