I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a carβs rear fin.
Oh sorry, βSPOILERS A HEADβ
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︎ Sep 09 2020
We had a car that was Front Wheel Drive and a truck that was Rear Wheel Drive, but we traded them both for on SUV
And now it's All We'll Drive!
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︎ Jun 30 2020
IF RUSSIA INVADED TURKEY FROM THE REAR...WOULD GREECE HELP
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︎ Apr 21 2020
When I was in the Navy, I was often told to go to the rear of the ship...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
Q: What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
A: A back ho.
I'll show myself out
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I rear ended a dwarf in a mini...
He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.
As the window came down, red in the face he yelled βI AM NOT HAPPY!β
To which I replied, βWell which one are you then?β
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I saw a donkey with a stained glass window affixed to it's rear end...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
When I was younger, I really liked looking at womenβs rears
Not much has changed except now Iβm a grown ass-man
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︎ May 31 2019
I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Why should you never make an award shaped like a feline rear end?
It's always a cat-as-trophe.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
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︎ Jun 27 2018
So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?".
He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
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︎ Jun 16 2018
Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"
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︎ Jan 25 2019
The Bun Huggers Lounge in Flagstaff, AZ has "additional parking in rear."
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︎ Jun 18 2017
As we were pulling out of our driveway and I was adjusting the mirrors, I said to my wife, "It's important to remember, there's side view, rear view and you know what else?"
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︎ Jun 12 2018
Did you ever hear about detective Rear?
He had some tough cases but, he always got to the bottom of it.
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︎ Oct 10 2018
My dad ran over a cat one day. I suggested he scrape it off the road and put it's rear on the wall.
Because it was his Cat-Ass-Trophy
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︎ Aug 28 2015
A bread truck rear-ended me on the interstate and then sped away.
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︎ Nov 13 2016
My nephew smacked his face on the rear view mirror of a car...
I told him "Be careful, it's closer than it appears."
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︎ Sep 22 2017
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︎ Mar 23 2018
What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Installing snow tires on the rear of my truck. Noticed they are a little taller than the front tires. Dad says that's ok, I'll get better gas mileage.
"Because you'll always be driving downhill."
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︎ Nov 30 2013
Driving down the road with my dad and he sees an old Volkswagen beetle without the rear hood...
"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."
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︎ Oct 16 2014
My wife ran into the rear view mirror on our van as she got out...
"Objects may be closer than they appear."
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︎ Mar 10 2014
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?
Why so low? Are you tired?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
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︎ Nov 21 2019
If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Rear-ended a midget
Rear-ended a midget the other day. He got out of the car and told me "he was not happy" So I asked, "which one are you"?
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︎ Jun 21 2015
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I took the rear view mirror out of my car..
...Since then, I've never looked back.
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︎ Nov 12 2017
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