A list of puns related to "Rear Window"
What a pane on the ass!
Rear ended a car at a stop sign. Guy jumps out and starts walking back to my car -turns out he is a little person so I roll my window down and he says; “I’m not happy”. So I look down I and say; “Oh yeah? Then which one are you?”
We get on the train and go to our seats. The seats we sit in are facing eachother, I sit facing the front of the train, he sits facing the rear. We both are looking out the window before the train pulls away from the station, he says, "you let me know where we're going, I'll tell you where we've been."
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He walks in the door and says he just got into a car accident and said he was rear ended by a little person. The little person walks up to his car and my dad opens the window. He says "im not happy" and my dad responds "so which one are you"
I was calling an auto glass shop for a quote after my gf's car was broken into.
Me: It was the driver-side rear window, yes.
Ok, and is there any more pieces of broken glass?
Me: Yes, a couple hundred pieces in and around the door.... But no, no other windows were damaged.
Luckily the person on the phone thought it was funny.
My girlfriend did not.
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