If FedEx and UPS merged, the employees would be

FedUp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Did you hear that Fedex and UPS were merging?

They’re going to be called FedUps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firelion1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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why did the FedEx driver decide to get into standup comedy as a fallback?

all his friends told him he was really good at delivery

i came up with this myself and im kinda proud ngl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What’s the new FedEx and UPS merger going to be called?

FedUp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kileni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

It’s called β€œS Cargo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blizzardwizard88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do FedEx’s reputation and a good dad joke have in common?

It’s all about the delivery man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forevercha0s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?

Styrofoam peanuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossthree02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the UPS guy say to the FedEx guy?

I'm not sure... They were speaking parcel-tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I just finished my first day at work with FedEx.

OP delivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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You can call me Fedex

Because I have a package with your name on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arcee_Jace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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If FEDEX and UPS merge...

If FEDEX and UPS merge they should call themselves FED-UPS!

The FED-UPS are late again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAwesomeTG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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FedEx guy jokes

Our FedEx guy at work comes in to pick up/drop off packages and goes: "This is a pick up! Give me your packages and no one gets hurt!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oshiit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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UPS and FedEx are merging

Now they're FedUp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Whats a FEDEX driver's favorite movie?

DELIVERANCE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobboBanano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Did you hear FedEx and Ups are merging?

Fed Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jglittle12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.

They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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"So, did you hear that FedEx and UPS are going to merge?"

"They're Fed-UP."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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