FedEx Puns

A list of puns related to "FedEx"

If FedEx and UPS merged, the employees would be

FedUp

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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Did you hear that Fedex and UPS were merging?

They’re going to be called FedUps.

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👤︎ u/firelion1
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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why did the FedEx driver decide to get into standup comedy as a fallback?

all his friends told him he was really good at delivery

i came up with this myself and im kinda proud ngl

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👤︎ u/JacksonCM
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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What’s the new FedEx and UPS merger going to be called?

FedUp.

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👤︎ u/Kileni
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

It’s called “S Cargo”.

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👤︎ u/blizzardwizard88
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do FedEx’s reputation and a good dad joke have in common?

It’s all about the delivery man.

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👤︎ u/forevercha0s
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?

Styrofoam peanuts

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👤︎ u/Bossthree02
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the UPS guy say to the FedEx guy?

I'm not sure... They were speaking parcel-tongue.

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👤︎ u/goat_chortle
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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I just finished my first day at work with FedEx.

OP delivers.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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You can call me Fedex

Because I have a package with your name on it

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👤︎ u/Arcee_Jace
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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If FEDEX and UPS merge...

If FEDEX and UPS merge they should call themselves FED-UPS!

The FED-UPS are late again!

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👤︎ u/MrAwesomeTG
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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FedEx guy jokes

Our FedEx guy at work comes in to pick up/drop off packages and goes: "This is a pick up! Give me your packages and no one gets hurt!"

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👤︎ u/oshiit
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
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UPS and FedEx are merging

Now they're FedUp

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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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Whats a FEDEX driver's favorite movie?

DELIVERANCE

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👤︎ u/RobboBanano
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Did you hear FedEx and Ups are merging?

Fed Up

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👤︎ u/jglittle12
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.

They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
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👤︎ u/AshleyJack
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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"So, did you hear that FedEx and UPS are going to merge?"

"They're Fed-UP."

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👤︎ u/thenacho1
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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