My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
What did the bagel say when he was about to get eaten at breakfast?
Excuse me, but I'd like to propose a toast!
Have you ever eaten under a standing table?
would be pretty under stand table.
Have you ever eaten a clock
What do you call a unicorn being eaten by a spider?
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
I knew i shouldn't have eaten the seafood,
My friend thought I chucked a freshly eaten apple at his face.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?
My dog Minton has eaten all of my shuttlecocks.
Have you ever eaten leopard?
Did you know the girl eaten by the shark in Jaws had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the beach.
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
A man from Bahrain was so hungry, he could have eaten American currency...
But he exchanged it and had his dinar.
Should chicken be eaten with your fingers?
No. Fingers should be eaten separately.
(My dad's favorite)
I‘m afraid of being eaten alive.
If you want to eat me, you’ll have to do it over my cold, dead body.
Why was the duck killed and eaten for spying on others
Probably cos it was a Peking duck
What do you call a police officer that’s just eaten?
Son: Dad, don't you think you've eaten enough?
Dad: Son, it's good to live life to the fullest.
What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?
I've eaten so many dates lately that I can't stand them any more.
I guess you can say I'm outdated.
I'd like to report that a man was eaten by a verb
That's the whole story. Verb ate'im.
This prawn couldn't decide whether he wanted to be coated in batter and eaten or not
He was being tempura mental
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
What do you call a precious gem that's been eaten by a dog?
What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
A friend of mine was eaten by a shark...
Have you ever eaten Wookie steak?
I wouldn't recommend it, way too chewy.
After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.
That is the morel of this story.
People that have eaten an early breakfast count backwards.
Have you ever eaten a Wookiee?
"That's the closest thing to crap I have ever eaten," I told the waiter.
"I apologise sincerely, sir," he replied.
I said, "No need. It's the carp."
Did you hear about the pianist who was eaten by an allosaurus?
He was a Jurassically-claimed musician
I tried the world's most expensive coffee, Kopi Luwak, made with part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed
After preparing my garden today, I realized my bag of seeds was eaten by squirrels.
Seedless to say, I won't be planting anything tomorrow.
Have you ever eaten under a standing table?
would be pretty under stand table.
have you ever eaten a clock
I’ve never eaten a clock.
My dog Minton has eaten all of my shuttlecocks
My dog Minton has eaten all my shuttlecocks.
Have you even eaten a clock?
Have you ever eaten an alarm clock?
It’s very time consuming.
Have you ever eaten a clock?
It's very time consuming.
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