26 Hilarious Fed Up Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.

So I packed up and right.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....

FED UP.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"

Me: "No it doesn't”

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.

I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.

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👤︎ u/iwillbecomehokage

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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fed up with my puns

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👤︎ u/TheMickS

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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We get fed up of long car journeys...

...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?

Reese’s Pieces

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👤︎ u/firepower98

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

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👤︎ u/iThinkiLostmyToast

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

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👤︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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I'm fed up of ants, and all my friends say they are too

They're sycophants

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👤︎ u/fdlowe

📅︎ Jun 23 2019

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I just read that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.

They're gonna call it Fed-Up

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👤︎ u/Henri_Dupont

📅︎ Mar 26 2018

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So if you're fed up with people…

Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?

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👤︎ u/Lcojoker123

📅︎ Aug 16 2015

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I'm pretty fed up with eating.

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👤︎ u/Whelks

📅︎ Dec 22 2013

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Fed Ex and UPS and merging.

Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.

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👤︎ u/ralph3576

📅︎ May 07 2018

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So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.

The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

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👤︎ u/OldManGravz

📅︎ Jan 10 2018

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I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate

They're gonna call it FED UP

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👤︎ u/rowdyybarryy

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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Why are all the swashbucklers fed up?

All the pirate policies have been updated

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👤︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah

📅︎ May 29 2018

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Human cannibals are just fed up with people

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👤︎ u/Hindsyfella

📅︎ Jul 22 2016

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Why was the zookeeper fed up with the panda's antics?

Because he kept causing pandemonium.

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👤︎ u/marcuccione

📅︎ Dec 07 2016

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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”

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👤︎ u/AshleyJack

📅︎ Dec 31 2017

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My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...

I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Whatever means necessary."

I said, "No it doesn't."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people

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👤︎ u/__Odelay__

📅︎ Jun 03 2018

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