My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns
"OK", I said, "Alpaca my bags".
Doctor, Doctor, every time I take a picture of myself, the bottom of the picture is always foggy. It’s making me really fed up.
That’s because you have low selfie steam.
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn't”
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
I'm fed up of ants, and all my friends say they are too
I'm pretty fed up with eating.
So if you're fed up with people…
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
I just read that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.
They're gonna call it Fed-Up
So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.
The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Fed Ex and UPS and merging.
Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.
I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate
They're gonna call it FED UP
Why are all the swashbucklers fed up?
All the pirate policies have been updated
Human cannibals are just fed up with people
Why was the zookeeper fed up with the panda's antics?
Because he kept causing pandemonium.
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
I said, "No it doesn't."
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people
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