A list of puns related to "Displeased"
There was major plaque buildup.
My wife took the day off because she had an eye doctor appointment. She just sent me a text.
"Can't wait to see you!"
"Is that a contact lens joke?"
"No"
"Woulda been a good one!"
She has not replied. I regret nothing.
It didnβt pay much but the tips were big
The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.
The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.
Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.
βWe played with each otherβs peas!β The little one chimes in.
Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.
βWe gathered peas, he meant.β Added the middle boy.
βOkay, and what did you have for breakfast?β
βPea soup.β
βLunch?β
βPea soup.β
The boys started sniggering.
βWhatβs so funny? And what about dinner?β
βNothing dad. We had pea soup too.β
βWell, that doesnβt seem like much. What did you do all evening?β
Bursting out laughing, they all said:
βPee soup.β
Some monks set up a cart and began selling flowers for funerals in front of an Irish Catholic church. The bishop was displeased as selling funeral arrangements was a source of revenue for the church so he hired his very large friend Hugh McWIlliams to chase them away. For weeks Hugh stood guard and the monks didn't return until the bishop decided that the matter was resolved and relieved Hugh of his duty. The very next day the monks returned with their cart of flowers and it was at this point the bishop realized: only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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