Stock Exchange Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Exchange"

What is a stock exchange's favourite drink?

Forex Gold

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👤︎ u/XboxUnited_
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Where do you go to invest in giggles, chuckles and guffaws?

The laughing stock exchange

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Where Do Cows Trade Milk?

The Moo York Stock Exchange

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👤︎ u/JonasTheRipper
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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Store Manager dadjoked me the other day.

I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;

Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"

Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."

Me: "Get out."

Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.

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👤︎ u/RenlyIsTheFury
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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