West Side Story is actually connected to Spider Man because there are many stories about Spider Man climbing many stories in the West Side of New York.
What's the difference between New York and Florida?
Well it's hard to compare apples and oranges...
When I lived in New York, my bike got stolen at least once a year
What do you call the New York Knicks in winter?
Me and my friends were driving from New Jersey to New York through the Lincoln Tunnel. My wrist hurt once we were out
The doctor said it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
"A small herd of donkeys just escaped from the Bronx Zoo, in New York!"
Cops are setting up a perimeter around the five burros, as we speak.
If someone from New York is a New Yorker,
Then someone from Hamburg is a Hamburger
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
If New York is so proud of their pizza, and so good at making bagels,
Why do we never hear about amazing New York pizza bagels?
My wife called me into the kitchen to look at all of our new stock options.
There were chicken bones, beef bones and veggie ends.
It is said that King Kong was found by the British in Kowloon in 1934, having escaped from New York.
They treated him nicely, but he escaped anyway and killed a bunch of their people.
So they Hong Kong.
I got a call from a friend, he said that he was in the hospital for eating too many copies of the New York Times.
The news was really hard to swallow.
New York New York
A town so nice that they named it twice
One day I want to open an Italian restaurant in New York for amnesiacs
It'll be called 'Spageddaboutit'
My fart just wiped out half of new York.
It was a weapon of ass destruction
Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
I received the same newspaper from New York that I got yesterday!
Every 20 minutes a man in New York gets robbed.
T-Rex: Look, honey... I think you should come to New York with me.
I can’t see you if you don’t move.
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
What is a stock exchange's favourite drink?
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...
Would he have written ‘Poutine on the Ritz?’
Sorry New York Jets, but you just can’t score touchdowns.
Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago ?
What do you call a deer from New York
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
My new Christmas jumper kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the shop
And exchanged it for a new one free of charge
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.
Theres a lot of tall men around parts of new york
Especially long guy land.
Did you hear what the New York Times editor-in-chief said on their last day?
"Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today."
2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
Ever wondered why there are so many people named Tony in New York?
It’s because on their luggage it said To N.Y
Where does the shredded cheese live?
In Grater New York, of course.
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
What New York borough has the lowest cholesterol levels?
What do you call a pig from New York?
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