How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
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Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robert_brownie-jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant

Police say it was a case of wonton destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a space nuke?

Weapon of Mars destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-Klaus
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How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?

They docked his pay.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spooninacerealbowl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call a medical fish?

Sturgeon general

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToxicSamurai
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sasha678910
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a destructive wizard?

Da mage

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrZxAlan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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What does Harry Truman call cats?

Weapons of mouse destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/catamine_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommyW-Unofficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...

"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CarrowFlinn
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I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause

It's not their fault

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpaceXDragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2017
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Thank you

This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you πŸ’–

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xcixjames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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An antimatter-based weapon would literally be a weapon of mass-destruction reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shubhamk123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2018
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When a parrot causes complete and total Destruction

It's a macawpalypse!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2018
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I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!

[refracted]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huxm_luxl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call it when the crew of the starship enterprise enters a massive, destructive weather pattern?

An Uhuracane

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zibani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2018
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Breaking News: Light convicted destructive interference.

Sentenced to life in prism.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2017
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Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?

It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?

There was mootual destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MBonez12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while

If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.

I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oriehd
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I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands

You could say I've got an appetite for destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cinoxal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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So a sensei or β€˜teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.

He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Igrotzny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2019
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I really hope that there isn't a mad cow disease outbreak

It would leave udder destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2019
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Dad joke 101

My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..

"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said

I'm dyin lmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Destruction 100

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swaggersouls_2001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2018
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Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?

It was an act of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who tore apart that Chinese place?

He caused wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tanski14
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Some cowrny jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

A mootation.

What do you call a cow with four legs?

A cow.

What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SladeWilsonFisk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2017
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jon_thepoopjokeking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.

It was wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_Teddy_Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barb wired fence?

Udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gmgood89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spookletonslogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a cow that jumped over a barbed fence?

Utter destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koivoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2019
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokedgouda9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2019
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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