Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..
They called him tywalkosaurus
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...
Guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign. He says to the cop “give me a break man, I slowed down.” The cop starts beating on the guy and says...
“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
Every time a car slows down, it always get offended
People keep shouting"Look! This guy has got some retardation!"
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
How do toads open presents?
What would a car without any gas be called in Madagascar?
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!
The response time was very slow
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
My computer crashed....
Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
Simba was moving too slow so..
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
What is the coolest lake in the world?
Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
Just make sure to go slow
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?
What do you say to a slow tomato?
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call a slow bullet ?
Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.
She was played by Debris Larson.
Did you hear how Thor saved Loki’s butt?
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
Snail car
One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car that’s very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said “I’ve been very slow all my life, so when I’m going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargot”
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